Just say no!
Tired of your “friends” always telling you what to READ? I mean, why bother, they already made a movie out of the dang book! But if you say no, they’ll get mad?! Let me help you.
escape!
Too many expectations!
PAIN!
keep
friends!
I’ll say no- fo- yo
HELP
Easy as 1,2,3 hundred dollars!
ME
About Me
Baked in the ovens of my italian pizzaria, I got my education from the street of hard knocks. My dream is to make people happy by them making me happy by paying me money. That’s why I founded the business of scammi helping poor unfortunate victims of unreasonable expectations.
listen to the people
“Tony called and really got me off the hook. I mean, I gotta pretend my grandma got kidnapped by a Russian KGB agent, but it’s better than having to read all of the Harry Potter books… I guess.”
—Y. Mount Python
let me call you!
I’ll get you off the hook
There ain’t nothing fishy about getting let off the hook. Whatever you need, I’m here for you. For a price. Of like $200. I really need it.
Sorry but Tony's just in a bit of a bind at the moment. Nothin' to worry about! Service should be back up lickity split!!
don’t say NO to YES!